Grandma Casually Chokes Out Woman In Family Street Fight

Respect your elders people.

A totally unverified, without-context video clip has surfaced of what appears to be a family argument gone to the next level. The 15-second clip would be just another flash of familial foolishness caught on tape–not unique in 2019–were it not for what appears to be a savagely quiet and casual rear naked choke applied by the elder matriarch of the group.

You can see her near the right of the frame shuffle up to the nearest person and slip those piano wire wrists in until the victim blacks out. Holds her purse the whole time and everything.

To be clear: We have no idea what’s going on in this video. Nothing is verified at this time. It is possible that Granny had a taser, or knows a variation of the Vulcan Neck Pinch, or dabs her perfume points with chloroform every morning for moments like these. Or, it’s possible abuela is beast and deserves some Gracie Breakdown attention for her RNC finishing skills. It’s the weekend. Pick whichever makes you happy.


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Kimberly Kaye
Kimberly Kaye is a purple belt under NOLA MMA's Professor Matthias Meister, Mestre Valencio Cocada, and Ray Lopez. When she's not being choked or kicked by large Louisianians, she's an integrative wellness coach working primarily with fighters and autoimmune disease patients. In her free time she rehabilitates of deaf bully breed dogs no one else wants. Kimberly coexists with the rare diseases CIPO and Ehler-Danlos Syndrome, and is an advocate for disabled individuals in the martial arts community and world at large.
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