It gets none of the hashtagged love worm, rubber, or half guard do, but you can still collect a fistful of submissions from the diamond guard.
Jordan Hix has a half dozen taps waiting for anyone who falls into his diamond mine, and only one of them is the obvious triangle. The armbar is a familiar option, but if that bores you or your opponent knows it’s coming, dive over for the kimura. After that you’ve still got an omoplata, one sharp bicep slicer, and the always fun to say baratoplata.
Nicely done, Mr. Hix: